Here are 10 reasons why:
10) I have an excuse for Red as to why there is cat hair on everything.
9) It gives me a reason to watch childish movies without feeling like a child
8) I'm not in prison
7) The animals dont bother me in the bedroom anymore
6) But they still beg to strangers like we're starving them
5) I can pretend to be stuck in my favorite chair so that I dont have to go help with the weed whacking
4) I get a personal chauffer
3) My animals offer to help me with styling my hair
2) And they even go to great lengths to help me clean the house!
1) Even the kitchen sink!
Love Em
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