Why Men Are Never Depressed...

Men Are Just Happier People.
What do you expect from such simple creatures?

~Your last name stays put.
~The garage is all yours.
~Wedding plans take care of themselves.
~Chocolate is just another snack.
~You can be President.
~You can never be pregnant.
~You can wear a white T-shirt to a water park.
~You can wear NO shirt to a water park.
~Car mechanics tell you the truth .
~The world is your urinal..
~You never drive to another restroom because one is too icky.
~You don't stop and think of which way to turn a nut on a bolt.
~Same work, more pay.
~Wrinkles add character.
~Wedding dress $5000. - Tux rental-$100.
~People don't stare at your chest when talking to them.
~New shoes don't cut, blister, or mangle your feet..
~One mood all the time.
~Phone conversations are over in 30 seconds flat.
~You know stuff about tanks.
~A five-day vacation requires only one suitcase.
~You open all your own jars.
~You get extra credit for the slightest act of thoughtfulness.
~If someone forgets to invite you, he or she can still be your friend.
~Your underwear is $8.95 for a three-pack.
~Three pairs of shoes are more than enough.
~You almost never have strap problems in public.
~You are unable to see wrinkles in your clothes.
~Everything on your face stays its original color.
~The same hairstyle lasts for years, maybe decades.
~You only have to shave your face and neck.
~You can play with toys all your life.
~One wallet - one pair of shoes - one color for all seasons.
~You can wear shorts no matter how your leg's look.
~You can 'do' your own nails with a pocket knife.
~You have freedom of choice concer ning growing a mustache.
~You do Christmas shopping for 25 relatives on December 24, in 25 minutes.

No wonder men are happier!