That's the name I've settled on for him.
"Oh, but look how cute and innocent he is!"
Blah blah blah
I'll thank you to never refer to this monster as sweet or cute or innocent, or any of the other adjectives you might use to describe a tiny, half pint kitten.
This dog is none of those things!
He's crazy.
He's a freak.
He's the equivelent Hurricane Carl, in how it continued to torment the country long after it was gone.
Carl flooded my hometown a few weeks ago ya know.
He's... high octane? High voltage? High...
You almost have to be high to tolerate him.
He's a freak.
He's the equivelent Hurricane Carl, in how it continued to torment the country long after it was gone.
Carl flooded my hometown a few weeks ago ya know.
He's... high octane? High voltage? High...
You almost have to be high to tolerate him.
"Who, me?"
Shut up, Two Socks.
He torments you with his charm and his looney antics until you want to knock yourself out with a frying pan.
Then he laughs at you.
He torments you with his charm and his looney antics until you want to knock yourself out with a frying pan.
Then he laughs at you.
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