For you Men...

Because I know I have a few male readers out there, and I know that most men don't always care to read about a woman's life (why are you still reading my blog then, huh?) or to read about dogs and horses, or to read about my little sister's crazy garage sale adventures, I will offer you up something new.
This is the best I can do today. And it's the only thing I can think of that would make all you men grin like fools and nod your heads while you read it in agreement. I'm tired. Enjoy.

Why dogs are better than women ~ (Obviously written by a man)

~Dogs don't cry (unless they have to pee).
~Dogs love it when your friends come over.
~Dogs think you sing great.
~A dog's time in the bathroom is confined to a quick drink.
~The later you are, the more excited dogs are to see you
~Dogs will forgive you for playing with other dogs.
~Dogs don't notice if you call them by another dog's name.
~Dogs don't mind if you give their offspring away.
~Dogs can appreciate excessive body hair.
~Anyone can get a good-looking dog.
~Dogs like it when you leave lots of things on the floor.
~A dog's disposition stays the same all month long.
~A dog's parents never visit.
~Dogs understand that instincts are better than asking for directions.
~Dogs like beer.
~No dog ever put on 100 pounds after reaching adulthood.
~Dogs agree that you have to raise your voice to get your point across.
~Dogs never expect gifts.
~Dogs don't worry about germs.
~Dogs would rather have you buy them a hamburger dinner than a lobster one.
~You never have to wait for a dog, they're ready to go 24 hours a day.
~Dogs have no use for flowers, cards or jewelry.
~Dogs don't borrow your shirts.
~Dogs never want foot-rubs.
~Dogs enjoy heavy petting in public.
~Dogs find you amusing when you're drunk.
~Author Unknown~ (but again, obviously male!)